Sage decides that at some point the humans have neglected their duties and that belly just won’t rub itself. She mused that once dogs have reached self-belly-rub-nirvana, humans won’t be necessary.

Other than baking our biscuits, loading our breakfast with bacon or sardines….

Or taking us for walkies …
OK, humans. You may serve us for the time being.
Ohhh, so adorable!